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Words of Wisdom on Fangirling

Nov 25, 2014 -- 5:37pm

Zayn Malik of One Direction wore his hair in a style inspired by Johnny Depp in Cry Baby to the AMAs on Sunday Night:

Photos via Buzzfeed

For my money, he looked far more like John Stamos as Uncle Jesse in Full House...

Photo via This Page Right Here

But that's beside the point. The Twitter reactions to Zayn's hair (and particularly the lock hanging over his face) from fangirls were predictably absurd, which prompted this nugget of wisdom from a commenter on Buzzfeed: "Fan-girling makes you lose your dignity faster than pooping with your clothes on. I recommend neither."

And that, my friends, is probably about as accurate as it gets when it comes to being a crazed fangirl.

Leading a Horse to Water

Nov 24, 2014 -- 5:43pm

"Oh YEAH? You like WATER? Well how about an EXCESS of it IN YO FACE!" - Magic the Horse, 2014

Old School Iggy Azalea

Aug 14, 2014 -- 6:00pm

Some of Iggy Azalea's earlier work has recently surfaced online in the form of a music video for her minute-and-a-half-long song "Nothing Like Me."

Not gonna lie, it's pretty bad. And no one seems to know exactly how old this song is, but I'd guess it's at least a few years old, because her butt in this video doesn't look like it's quite reached its current stature yet.

Katy Perry's Secret Origins

Aug 11, 2014 -- 5:17pm

No wonder Katy Perry has found so much success in her career:

Thanks, Buzzfeed

Turns out she's been Loki all along.

WHAT A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEIN... Wait, that's Steven Spielberg

Jul 11, 2014 -- 6:08pm

A fellow named Jay Branscomb posted this picture on Facebook, along with the caption "Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."

Photo via Facebook

It's a picture of Steven Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park from over 20 years ago, which is pretty funny in and of itself, considering the largely unwarranted recent outrage over the teenage cheerleader who hunts big game in Africa. But the funniest part are the angry people commenting on the photo decrying the cruelty and brtuality of this savage man who don't realize that A) it's a fake dinosaur from a movie and B) dinosaurs have been extinct for a long, long time. It just goes to show you that you should probably do some research before you hope on a butthurt bandwagon and make yourself look like a fool.

Harry Styles: Wedding Crasher

Jun 12, 2014 -- 5:17pm

Harry Styles almost ruined a beautiful marriage in a heartfelt attempt to steal the bride away at the last moment via this video:

The video was actually a surprise from a fellow named James Gershfield to his wife-to-be Tasha, a One Direction fangirl. Why anyone would think putting an idea like this in his wife's head (on their wedding day of all times) is a good idea is beyond me, but she seemed to love it AND went through with the marriage, so kudos to her. In addition, I'm not entirely sure how ole James got Harry to do him this favor (maybe they were old childhood friends?), but let's not worry about that... let's examine the Oscar-worthy performance here.

You can FEEL the RAW EMOTION POURING THROUGH THE SCREEN. IT'S SO BELIEVEABLE. It's on par with the conviction in Willy Wonka's pleading cry in this clip:

Which is kind of funny, because Willy Wonka was also played by Johnny Depp in 2005, and Johnny Depp played Edward Scissorhands in 1990, and that's who Harry Styles reminds me of in this clip. And now we've come full circle.

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