Zayn Malik of One Direction wore his hair in a style inspired by Johnny Depp in Cry Baby to the AMAs on Sunday Night:
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For my money, he looked far more like John Stamos as Uncle Jesse in Full House...
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But that's beside the point. The Twitter reactions to Zayn's hair (and particularly the lock hanging over his face) from fangirls were predictably absurd, which prompted this nugget of wisdom from a commenter on Buzzfeed: "Fan-girling makes you lose your dignity faster than pooping with your clothes on. I recommend neither."
And that, my friends, is probably about as accurate as it gets when it comes to being a crazed fangirl.
"Oh YEAH? You like WATER? Well how about an EXCESS of it IN YO FACE!" - Magic the Horse, 2014
Some of Iggy Azalea's earlier work has recently surfaced online in the form of a music video for her minute-and-a-half-long song "Nothing Like Me."
Not gonna lie, it's pretty bad. And no one seems to know exactly how old this song is, but I'd guess it's at least a few years old, because her butt in this video doesn't look like it's quite reached its current stature yet.
A fellow named Jay Branscomb posted this picture on Facebook, along with the caption "Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."
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It's a picture of Steven Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park from over 20 years ago, which is pretty funny in and of itself, considering the largely unwarranted recent outrage over the teenage cheerleader who hunts big game in Africa. But the funniest part are the angry people commenting on the photo decrying the cruelty and brtuality of this savage man who don't realize that A) it's a fake dinosaur from a movie and B) dinosaurs have been extinct for a long, long time. It just goes to show you that you should probably do some research before you hope on a butthurt bandwagon and make yourself look like a fool.